cut that crap out - the office edition debut

CTCO moving forward, because everyone loves initials.

Preface: I work with all men. Our office is pretty much designed with half cubicles, half not. All in all? It's an open work area....you have NO privacy.

A coworker/friend - Marc - & I, have come up with a list of CTCO office policies. It's a growing list....so anticipate a "CTCO - the office edition part deux"


#1: if you eat loudly (aka WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN) don't eat in the main area - eat in the "break room" or alone in your car


#2: if the person you need to speak with in your office, is on the phone...DON'T STAND NEXT TO THEIR DESK WAITING FOR THEM TO HANG UP


#3: if you are standing & speaking to a seated coworker, don't get so comfortable to where you prop your leg on the closest piece of office furniture, thus giving your coworker a crotch shot


#4: if you drop your load in the restroom LIGHT A FLIPPIN' MATCH - they are there for a reason & turn on the bathroom fan! don't just use air freshener & shut the door - all that does is add a floral aroma to the already digusting poo smell, trapping it in, and hitting me like a ton of bricks when i open the door!


#5: if you use the last piece of toilet paper or paper towel - REPLACE THE EMPTY ROLL! stop being lazy! the company can't afford to employee you AND your mom!

& while we're at it - notice the paper goes OVER not UNDER

#6: just because there is food in the fridge, DOES NOT MEAN IT IS YOURS! don't eat it!


#7: if you must clip your nails at work - stop being lazy, get up & go to the bathroom to do it! because having to HEAR you CLIP them at your DESK, and then WIPE THEM ON THE FLOOR is utterly disgusting


#8: personal phone calls, yes everyone gets them. but yours come 20 at a time. get your family ish together or just tell them to stop calling so much



#9: stop conducting your SIDE BUSINESS AT THIS BUSINESS! or you could just GET UP FROM YOUR DESK & take your PERSONAL PHONE CALL SOMEWHERE ELSE


#10:  do you know any other words besides the 4 letter ones?  
                                     

2 comments:

Angie said...

bahahahaha. This has been my favorite post! It had me "HA!"ing.

xo.

Angie

thehotnessyourmommawarnedyouabout.blogspot.com

Brittany said...

love this!!!!

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